Urban Hat€monger ?

^ This woman

One of my first jobs was working in the catering kitchens in a sports centre that doubled up as a conference centre/concert hall.

Stock Aitkin & Waterman were doing a gig with a bunch of their acts with Sonia as the headliner.
Me and a girl I worked with were told to deliver a trolley of food & drink to her dressing room.
So we get there knock on the door and Sonia answers it, we go in and take everything off the trolley onto the table in her dressing room. She says thank you and we leave.
Outside her dressing room we start collecting any stray glasses or plates around and putting them on the trolley and this girl says to me 'Wow I can't believe how much fatter she looks in real life' and turns around only to see Sonia standing right behind her.

We left ..... quickly.

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