1. What is your favorite word? - yes
2. What is your least favorite word? - no
3. What turns you on? - smart women with an attitude
4. What turns you off? - fat women
5. What sound or noise do you love? - my own voice
6. What sound or noise do you hate? - my own voice
7. What is your favorite curse word? - c*nt
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? - astronaut
9. What profession would you not like to do? - walmart
10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? - welcome home son, now let's go **** some random person's day up.
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