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Originally Posted by Chula Vista
You forgot to mention the nimrods who shop via proxy with their wife on the cell phone.
Dude stands zombie like in the middle of the aisle staring at the salad dressings with a cell phone to his ear?
"What kind?"?"
"You want low fat?"
"Huh?"
"Oh"
"Which brand do you want?"
"Well, the Wishbone is cheaper but the Newman's bottle looks bigger"
"What?"
"Oh"
"13.5 oz and 16 oz"
"39 cents"
"More expensive"
"The Newman's"
"Ok"
Wash, rinse, repeat throughout the store.
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You obviously have never gone back to a woman who makes you either go back and get the right f*cking salad dressing or makes you disappointed in how you function as a human being.