if you were god
i feel like if it exists god got a lot of things right but there are a few things i would change myself.
my main idea is that instead of sending people to hell and all that i would just punish and reward people who live on earth. if a man sinned i would shrink his dick a little bit. if a woman sinned i'd make her a little bit fatter. so basically in my universe people would either stop sinning or it'd be a world full of small dicked men and fat women.
what would you do differently if you were god?
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