If you had to be an educator, what would you teach and to what level?

I think it would cool to be a monk- a master of meditation and martial arts. Something about that perhaps Hollywoodish image of living in misty green mountains by a lake, living off the land appeals to me. Take in apprentices, etc. But I'd probably get bored and become an art teacher.

If you had to run a business, what kind of business would you run?

I'll forego the obvious and go with a punk venue/bar.

If you had to be an artist, what would be your medium?

A painter or a musician. I'm sort of both those things already but not nearly at a level where I'd be comfortable calling myself an artist.

If you had to be a tradesman/woman, what would be your trade?

I actually really like the idea of being an electrician. I've consider going to vocational school for it. The pay is pretty great and you usually only have to work 3-4 days a week. My friend works 30 hours a week doing odd jobs and makes about 70K$ a year... crazy.

If you had to be a master criminal, what would be your area of expertise?

I'd be a major pot dealer. I supposedly have mafia blood... think I'll stay clear from that scene.

If you had to be a ruling politician, how would you lead?

I'd be a morally conscientious dictator and mandate equality for all, legalization of currently controlled substances, reinforce public education, and all that hippy ****."