so i didn't get fired. like i said they need people... all you people saying "sleeping on the job?! you should be fired immediately!" don't understand business as well as you think you do. cause i was right and you were wrong. so you can all eat a bag of dicks for wishing me bad luck tbh. but i'm not even mad at you, i'm just a dick so i have to rub it in.
and like i said my predictions about the people who i've pissed off getting me fired in the somewhat near future will most likely come true too, so then you can rejoice in my misfortune. but until then... just go **** yourselves