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Old 12-15-2014, 03:34 PM   #351 (permalink)
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How Trollheart Should Have Reviewed The New Nickelback Album


Oh come all ye faithful and rejoice, for the backs of Nickel have released a new album for ye to worship. All praise the Chad! Album of the year 2014 AND 2015, without doubt surely? But seriously, what's it like? Is it really that bad? Can I find anything decent on it? Let's see.


No fixed address --- Nickelback --- 2014 (Republic)

Exactly the same shit as last time
Yeah, I thought about it. But then I said no, it's Christmas: the children, dear! The children! Well I'll raise a toast to Mister Kroeger's health, but only because it's Christmas! Long life to him! A merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! (sorry, been watching too much "A Christmas Carol" movies!) --- I wanted to give them a chance.

When will I ever learn?

Actually, it's not the same as last time though.
It's much, much worse.
I actually feel unclean after hearing this album, and sad for the millions of idiots who are rushing out to buy it.
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