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Old 12-16-2014, 01:17 AM   #27426 (permalink)
The Batlord
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I'm too tired to think of a joke relating your dick size to that of the dot those laser pointer things make. So I'm just gonna leave this lazy and vague post here instead.
*WD is at home*

*he's sitting down at his computer*

*he's talking shit about The Batlord*

*a red dot appears through the window*

*it races across the wall*

*it finds WD's arm*

*the red dot traces its way up to his shoulder*

*it travels up his neck and onto his forehead*

*the red dot pauses*

PEW! PEW! PEW!
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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