An artist to paint your portrait?
Guess...
An author to write your biography?
Chuck Palahniuk. Because it could use some flair.
A director to record you life to screen?
Tim Burton. Because that would actually be interesting visually, even in the absence of interesting content.
A musician to sing a song about your life?
Wesley Willis. Because it would be far too pretentious any other way.
Favorite gift you ever gave someone for Christmas?
Back when I was monetarily frivolous, computers and car audio systems for my siblings. The unexpect was strong. These days, I just enjoy keeping my ears open and getting something that shows it.
Favorite gift you ever received for Christmas?
Two 8-packs of paper towels. I didn't have to buy paper towels for the longest time, and I freak the fuck out when I run out of paper towels.
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