my roommates are disturbingly lazy about buying toilet paper. It's been about two weeks they've been without. Nobody else buys it but me so I just keep it in my room and blablabla. As a prank I deliberately didn't wash my hands after making brownies/chocolate sauce/a bunch of chocolate stuff and have been making my chocolaty whereabouts known with fingerprints et al around the house that look kinda... poopy.
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I spit bullets in my feet
Every time I speak
So I write instead
And still people want me dead
~msc
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