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ladyislingering · 12-19-2014, 10:53 PM

more ranting about Christmas songs I hear at work because I'm slightly drunk and everything is just amusing to me right now.

there's one song with several different versions, something like "every day could be a holiday when my baby comes home" and all I can think is

what happened to this baby?
it just up and disappeared?
is child protective services bothering you or something?
I guess it could be a relief if they stopped so yeah, I hope it comes back or whatever.
This could make a hilarious parody song

and "baby it's cold outside" is almost definitely a song about sexual coercion and it's just creepy as fuck. the chick goes "the answer is no" and that fucker just keeps bothering her to stay the night like what the fuck is wrong with you??

then there's this other one where some guy is singing about "Christmas with my baby" or some shit and all I can think of is

Deadbeat dad is getting his kid for the holidays
All he ever does is play basketball with his friends and swim in his pool
Because he has a lot of fancy shit but never pays child support
Kid just chills there and takes a few basketballs to the face
Dad tries to feed kid KFC because he's stupid or something
This would also make a hilarious parody song

then there's that godawful version of "Frosty the Snowman" where this bitch sounds like she's being held hostage in Buffalo Bill's fucking pit of doom, forced to sing this damn song over and over again in the middle of goddamn April just so he'll throw some food down at her.

I can't wait til Christmas fucks off.

12-19-2014, 10:53 PM	#3391 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	more ranting about Christmas songs I hear at work because I'm slightly drunk and everything is just amusing to me right now. there's one song with several different versions, something like "every day could be a holiday when my baby comes home" and all I can think is what happened to this baby? it just up and disappeared? is child protective services bothering you or something? I guess it could be a relief if they stopped so yeah, I hope it comes back or whatever. This could make a hilarious parody song and "baby it's cold outside" is almost definitely a song about sexual coercion and it's just creepy as fuck. the chick goes "the answer is no" and that fucker just keeps bothering her to stay the night like what the fuck is wrong with you?? then there's this other one where some guy is singing about "Christmas with my baby" or some shit and all I can think of is Deadbeat dad is getting his kid for the holidays All he ever does is play basketball with his friends and swim in his pool Because he has a lot of fancy shit but never pays child support Kid just chills there and takes a few basketballs to the face Dad tries to feed kid KFC because he's stupid or something This would also make a hilarious parody song then there's that godawful version of "Frosty the Snowman" where this bitch sounds like she's being held hostage in Buffalo Bill's fucking pit of doom, forced to sing this damn song over and over again in the middle of goddamn April just so he'll throw some food down at her. I can't wait til Christmas fucks off. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.