An artist to paint your portrait?
Picasso
An author to write your biography?
Edgar Allen Poe
A director to record you life to screen?
Michael Bay because I want explosions
A musician to sing a song about your life?
Jeff Mangum (I want that **** to be hard to dig into)
Favorite gift you ever gave someone for Christmas?
I never have money
Favorite gift you ever received for Christmas?
My delay pedal (so many experiments gone wrong)