An artist to paint your portrait?
I'm not well-versed in art, but Vincent van Gogh paints pretty pictures.
An author to write your biography?
Probably H.P. Lovecraft. He'd make it seem messed up and overly dramatic.
A director to record you life to screen?
I'm really not a movie guy, so I don't know anything about directors. However, I'd like to see what happened if a foreigner with minimal English skills made a B-movie about my life based on the biography Lovecraft wrote.
A musician to sing a song about your life?
Manowar should make a concept album about me.
Favorite gift you ever gave someone for Christmas?
Duct tape and matches.
Favorite gift you ever received for Christmas?
I don't know, my memory is rubbish. I got some pretty decent headphones last year.
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