I don't believe in God 'cuz he don't believe in me, and he never returns any of my calls.
Although, it's funny, one time I was watching a Nevada/Boise State football game, and I wanted Nevada to win as it was my hometown team. It was tied at the end and Boise was going for a short field goal to win, I asked god to make him miss, and he did, then same scenario in overtime, and I asked again, and he missed again. Nevada won. I didn't know how to pray so I just kinda made a request directed toward god. Both of those field goals were like 20 yards.
So yeah, God made that happen obviously.
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Originally Posted by Oriphiel
Hmm, what's this in my pocket?
*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*
DAMN IT MONDO
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