Wednesday. New comic book day.
What was the first time you ever had an orgasm?
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Originally Posted by Machine
My night long 11 PM to 5 AM session were I resisted orgasm until the very end.
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I hate doing that. After a certain point I'm just so horny that once I finally do the deed it lasts all of thirty seconds, and it's just this huge letdown that requires like three paper towels just to clean up. That and blue balls. I only ever had it the one time, but it was miserable.
Also, after the first hour or so, it just sort of becomes me feverishly going from video to video, unable to jack off just because I have to watch one more, and then one more after that, etc, etc, etc, until it's no longer even about masturbation. Porn addiction is real, guys.
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Originally Posted by Frownland
Wow, I would have never seen this coming. You're so inventive with your humour, Batlord.
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If there's one thing that I've learned in all my years as a professionally amateur comedian, it's that the key is repetitive repetition. Also, your mustache is stupid.