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Goofle would charm Lehetfield to death. Batlord and James would duke it out, someone would win at first eventually but both would end up unconscious or dead from a mortal wound. Bob would cast spells to incapacitate Big 3 while Urban, careless by understating Bulbasaur's powers, lay wasted under vines and various poison greenery. Leaving only Sansa and Goofle left to quarrel as Bob is still occupied with his spells and Bulbasaur ran off to get everybody pizza and draw pictures or something. Finding no reason to fight one another, Sansa and Goofle part ways shortly before Bulbasaur returns with victory pizza but after having a pleasant albeit trivial conversation over tea. Blaro pretty much just stood there the whole time and did nothing but did enjoy a courtesy slice on behalf of Bulbs.

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I spit bullets in my feet
Every time I speak
So I write instead
And still people want me dead
~msc