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Old 12-25-2014, 12:00 AM   #17769 (permalink)
ladyislingering
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Originally Posted by Frownland View Post
If you "could" eat gluten, you'd understand.
yeah that'd be nice if gluten didn't destroy the villi in my intestines and rob my body of nutrients through straight up refusal to digest anything.

that'd be real nice.

it would also be cool to not have to yell at people for cross-contaminating food at family gatherings, and it would be cool to be able to go to a restaurant without fear of getting sick.

(tbh I hardly ever eat even gluten-free bread/pastry alternatives because they're just as fattening.)

but I highly doubt that's the reason for the sudden explosion of lardasses.

We went from "I saw a fat person with an ass the size of Neptune" to "everyone's ass is the size of Neptune" in about 15-20 years flat.

It's just kind of astounding how many people are so ridiculously rotund.
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