My sister's record came in the mail on Christmas Eve. Before it came, I ran out and picked up some deodorant as an interim present until it came with the pretext of telling her she smelled and not telling her her actual present was actually on its way. But the package was there by the time that I arrived back home, s0 I gave the deodorant to my mom (and explained the situation of course, I'm never rude to my mommy).
Still would have been really funny though. I'm kind of disappointed the USPS tracking was full of **** and said it was in Kentucky.
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