Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds

I went to a Baptist church service with my girlfriend yesterday, which was full of traditional Christmas carols performed like rockabilly. It must have affected my dreams, because I dreamt that I was at a church service where the hymns consisted of rock songs with altered lyrics. "Only the Good Go to Heaven" and "Walk on the Water" were a couple of them. But this is the one I remember best:

You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
"God, we couldn't get much higher"
Come on Jesus, light my fire.