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Old 12-27-2014, 07:22 PM   #61 (permalink)
ladyislingering
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Presenting ...

"Should I Kill Myself?"
A Comprehensive Guide

Do you think Mitt Romney displays any signs of human intelligence?

If you answered yes ...

Spoiler for Click here:
Kill yourself.


If you answered no ...

Spoiler for Click here:
Continue.


Are you routinely disrespectful or condescending toward service workers (e.g.; retail, hospitality, restaurant, etc.)?

If you answered yes ...

Spoiler for Click here:
Kill yourself.


If you answered no ....

Spoiler for Click here:
Continue.


Do you make a habit of practicing acceptable driving etiquette?

If you answered yes ...

Spoiler for Click here:
Continue.


If you answered no ...

Spoiler for Click here:
Kill yourself.


Do you care about your personal hygiene?

If you answered yes ...

Spoiler for Click here:
Continue.


If you answered no ...

Spoiler for Click here:
Kill yourself.


Have you ever used the terms "meninist", "men's rights activism" or "feminazi" in serious context?

If you answered yes ...

Spoiler for Click here:
Kill yourself.


If you answered no ...

Spoiler for Click here:
Continue.


Do you chew with your mouth open?

If you answered yes ...

Spoiler for Click here:
Kill yourself.


If you answered no ...

Spoiler for Click here:
Continue.


Do you truly believe that Nickelback is a rock group deserving of praise and respect?

If you answered yes ...

Spoiler for Click here:
Kill yourself.


If you answered no ...

Spoiler for Click here:
Continue.


If you've made it this far, congratulations.

If not ... well, you know what to do.
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