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Originally Posted by The Batlord
I've seen your boyfriend. Not saying he's ugly, but...
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he is certainly
not ugly.
he farts all the time, everywhere...the other night I had to open a window because I would have died otherwise...
but when he smiles, my heart melts away into nothingness and his stupid laugh makes me laugh every time.
The way he looks at our beautiful little kitten makes me want to cry because of how beautiful it is.
And when Wembley hears me mention "daddy" when he's almost home from work, and kittypants perks up immediately...
My boyfriend is a lovely, wonderful man.