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Old 12-27-2014, 11:22 PM   #2393 (permalink)
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You sure you weren't looking in a mirror? We've talked about this.
Really. How did this conversation go?

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he is certainly not ugly.

he farts all the time, everywhere...the other night I had to open a window because I would have died otherwise...

but when he smiles, my heart melts away into nothingness and his stupid laugh makes me laugh every time.

The way he looks at our beautiful little kitten makes me want to cry because of how beautiful it is.

And when Wembley hears me mention "daddy" when he's almost home from work, and kittypants perks up immediately...

My boyfriend is a lovely, wonderful man.
Gay.
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