Originally Posted by Rubeus Hagrid

A Pakistani man on my road had an accident on the road last Sunday, I'm sorry to say that he died on impact. Well, the police came and wanted to question me and my mate (the last people who saw him) about the incident. So they asked my mate "is there anything you can tell us about him, anything at all"?

Well he said back "I think he had two rectums..".

"Two behinds!? What.. Why? How!?" Said the copper back to him...

"Because when he, me and Hagrid went into the pub last night, I heard the barman say 'here comes that Paki with the two assholess'".

Is this a fine piece of ethnic european humour ?