Originally Posted by Flyingpig437

I didn't mind too much but fetish is just not the right word. Don't forget most of that paragraph is about other things I just led on to from replying to you. It wasn't like a wrote a paragraph about it.

a/w Derek who I swapped rooms with the other day who had one of the prostitutes round in this room just after he moved in has just knocked on my dooor. I barely heard him and wasn't even sure it was a knock but it was and when I ans. he whispered that the prozzy had been round shouting up at my window 'cause obviously she didn't know he'd swapped with me so he whispered that if she get's in the house I've got to 'act daft...tell her I've moved on'. Then he said 'what would happend if I brought that bird from the gym back and then she got in or started shouting up at the window?' At which poijnt i burst out laughing 'cause it was obvious he was regretting bringing her back in the first place. He also told me she'd been round a few times since they did business and he'd 'lent' her in total £75. It was at this point I said 'what you whispering for?' she's gone hasnt' she? And he said he was 'paranoid'. Then i told him all I'd ever given Cheryl was a total of £2.50 for some chips and kebab meat and wouldn't dream of 'lending' her or any of the other prostitutes more than a few pound at a time. Now I all I want is for her to come back so I can see which one it is.

Originally Posted by Flyingpig437

Derek, the guy I swapped rooms with, knocked on my door earlier. When I opened it he looked angry and he was. He told me someone had been going to the toilets every 10 mins this morning and had woken him up then he asked me if I had a weak bladder. He knows I like a drink so why he didn't think I must have been out drinking last night I don't know. That would have been the obvious explanation. Strange thing is it wasn't me he heard 'cause when I woke up this morning about 4 O'clock i was still drunk and couldn't be bothered walking to the toilet so I peed in the sink, I think I did anyway...I had some vague memory of doing that when I sobered up. So when he accused me of making a noise going to the toilet 'every 10 mins' I couldn't tell him why it wasn't me! ha ha ha Also I heard that prostitute shouting up at my window thinking he was still in this room about 1/2 hr. before he knocked and didn't want to look out of the window and get invovled in lying to her as he want's me to to get rid of her once and for all by telling her he's moved out altogher but I want to know which one it is and if it's one I've seen walking into town. I don't like that guy anymore not that I really liked him much in the first place and also walking into town last night I realised the novelty of living in a red light area has now worn off and I actually walked on the other side of the rd. to avoid them for a bit. Still want to talk to Cheryl again though 'cause she's been friendly to me whereas the others when I'm drunk and try to talk to them just get ratty with me as soon as they realise I'm not going to do business.

Originally Posted by Flyingpig437

Derek who I swapped rooms with the other week has just knocked on my door inviting me out for a drink. I said no. Then he told me he'd put £200 on England last night!! ****in' hate gambling! The guy then had the cheek to tell me that 'life's out there...not in your room!'. Oh yeah and he said he'd bring me a few beers back which is ironic considering the last time I went out for a few beers the next day he lookedlike he wanted to kill me for waking him up when I got back.

Originally Posted by Flyingpig437

It's someone doing a charity run called Race for life. I just been in the room of the guy I swapped rooms with. He's pissed on Vodka already and has nearly 1/2 a bottle left. He started shouting at the women as they were running passed, his room has a window oout on to the street where as mines a back room, and even told me he'd been out looking at them 'all dressed in pink'!!!! I made my excuses and left well actually I didn't make my excuses I just left! ha ha ha

Originally Posted by Flyingpig437

Derek came in my room last night drunk and telling me he couldn't tune his tv in to the match. I thought it was just a ruse to come and watch it with me. After about 10 mins. he went to the shope to buy a bottle of vodka. When he came back he'd brought a couple of the prostitutes and told them to knock on my door and go in before him so when I heard the knock and shouted 'yeh. Come in.' I was surprised that 2 attractive, rather lively, women came in. I pretty much ignored them on accout of the England game being on. The prozzies left after about 1/2 an hour although one of them, Jeanie, promised to reutrn to spend the night 'cuddling' up in bed with Derek for the night...at no cost or so he said....I didn't hear the exact conversation 'cause I was concentrating on the football something I managed to do even while one of them was repeatedly trying to distract me by lifiting up her skimpy skirt and flashing her knickers. After the match and 1/2 a bottle of vodka me and Derek walked into town although we didn’t manage to get served anywhere ‘cause the bouncers wouldn’t let us in. When we got back, with some guy in tow Jeanie actually did come back and just so happened to know the guy who’d come back with use. We spent about ½ an hour in Dereks room. I kept talking to Jeanie about Cheryl and telling her Iloved her, Cheryl that is, then rembering the night Cheryl told me she’d been attacked by an American guy and had kicked him down the stairs said something like ‘I know you girls ‘out there’ are all tough but I don’t think your as tough as Cheryl whereupon she repeatedly punched me in the face. We made it up soon afterwards though. I remember telling her ‘never mind…it’s not like your Mike Tyson.’ She and the guy who’d come back with us left soon after.

Originally Posted by Flyingpig437

Derek is becoming a major pain. He seemingly never stops talking about how hard he is and basically just coming out with all kinds of things to try and intimidate me. Tonight I was in his room and I was just making a joke about the 18 yrs. old who moved in last week and who seems to think the sun shines out of Dereks arse that he would soon get used to England losing at major competitions and then outta the ****in' blue Derek just starts threatening me with 'this guy is like a son to me and if you ****in' start on him...blah blah blah.' I said 'what the **** are you on about I'm not even doing anything like that.' To which he slurred 'well if you do I'm as hard as nails me' he actualy said that!! I said 'Look what you even bringing that up for ****s sake?' It's pretty obvious Derek despite being a bit big is basically a toal ****-bag and is just coming out with all the hardman talk to try and impress people. This morning when I mentioned he came to my room the other night 'cause he couldnt get his tv to work he actually confessed to it being a ruse and obviously he was just wanting someone to talk to and for some reason didn't want to just knock on my door. Prick! Anway all I've got to do is hold my nerve and tongue and just let him jabber away like a big fat bag of ****e. I've zero interest in being friends with either of them which is my trump card and not a trump card I'm used to having 'cause usually I'm so desperate for people to talk to...

Originally Posted by Flyingpig437

It's the other guy who's got epilepsy but he's just the same...Every time I've ever spoke to him he's seemed incapable of relating to people outside of threatending to smash their faces in.

Originally Posted by Flyingpig437

Well I've just gone and had it out with Derek afther I heard him bragging to that 18 yrs. old kid that I'd left his rooom last night after he threatened me! He flipped out and piinned me up against the wall shouting 'look at my eyes...I'm a ****in' mad man I am aren't I?' He kept clenching his fist up and intimating punching me in the face and **** like that. A lot more was said inc. it has to be said a few brieif moments where he seemed like his normal sober self. At one point he even grabbed my hand to shake it but the upshot is I've rung the landlord and he's going to come round. I could go out and start trying to fight him and **** but I've at least gone and confronted him once and didn't run off when he flipped out and it has to be said when I first approached him he had the hammer that he keeps by his door in his hand although he was only using it to put some pics up or something and it was just bad timing on my part. I think the only option the landlord has got is to throw him out. Esp. now I've told him Derek's being telling me **** like 'I could get you thrown out because the landlords from this town and I'm from this town and your not so he'll throw you out if I tell him to'. The landlord said 'that's rubbish. I'm my own man.' I think he genuinely is a bit schizo but only when drunk.

Originally Posted by Flyingpig437

Well they can't be bothering you too much if you can still get a kick out of other peoples problems.


A/w I've just seen Derek in his car as I was coming back to the house. He actually smiled at me!!! I told him I didn't want him knocking on my door or trying to talk to me anymore. He said 'alright. I've just said I'm sorry haven't I?' To which I said 'Do you realise what you did?' and then he said 'you scare me!' I said 'What the **** you on about? I've never even thought about doing anything to you!!!' and he said 'It's a ****hole...your used to these places I'm not.' The mind boggles! Everytime any talk of anything to do with having to fight or defend yourself crops up I've made a point of playing it down and said things like 'It's not the South Central L.A!' esp. since it dawned on me that he's basically got some kinda paranoid obssesion with having to fight people. For e.g people playig the music loud. IN his mind all he think about it is that ulimtately it boils down to if someone thinks they're harder than him then if their musics loud and he goes and asks them to turn it down then they'll tell him to **** off because their not scared of him so he's scared of having to go and tell people to turn their music down in case they tell him to **** off which makes him feel he has to think about it boiling down to violence and that's all at the forefront of his mind which is why he keeps going on about being a 'big lad.' I mean the guy upstaris who does play his musc loud every now and again is actually quite big himself but the other day Derek actually said 'I'm bigger than him'. If he is then it's by about 2mm yet he's actually factored that into his thinking. Also the day after the 5'2 prostitute was punching me in the face on Sunday night he said 'If she did that to me I'd have ****in' thrown her down the stairs'!! and as he was at the stairhead next to my door he actually acted it out! So he's so scared of being seen as a weakling that he has to mouth off about defending himself against a 5'2 woman who's got a punch about as hard as being hit in the face with a pillow!!!!

Originally Posted by Flyingpig437

Jeez! The past 2 days have been utter ****e but I feel little moments of optimsim breaking through. The main thing is I haven't ended up out on the street, in hospital or in jail and I don't have to worry about Derek trying to socailise with me anymore!

Originally Posted by Flyingpig437

ON the spur of the moment I went down a rd. where I know there's a lot of houses advertising rooms and rang one of them. The woman I was talking to was in the house and I said I was outside so went to speak to her. I'm moving in on friday! That'll teach that **** of a landlord not to evict wanker tenants who threaten non-wanker tenants with violence with virtually every breath they take. Its a shared house bur its got a lock on tje door and a fridge in the room. Its also got internet which means i can come off the one-plan ive been on cause i need to tether so i can gi back to £5 payg saving me 20-30 squids a mth.The best thing about it is it's 15 squid a week cheaper so I only have to pay 8 squid a week top-up from my housing benefit whereas im paying 22 squid atm. Also im hoping its got a better shower room...like one with a light bulb in it snd that isnt situsted in an airing cupboard. Plus it's double-glazed windows so should be warmer. Its nearer town too. In fact it's less than 2 mins walk away from where Cheryl stands soliciting sex from strangers for money so she might come round for a coffee. Not seen her for a while 'cause I'm watching the pennies and not been into town drinking plus she's probably on materinity leave though I've been surpised she's been out working even though she's now showing quite a bit and has been for about a month now.

Originally Posted by Flyingpig437

I' was just going out to get a burger and met the guy whot threatened me and the guy upstairs and they didn't know I'd just moved back then we heard shouing and banging on the door. They said it was a prostitute who's been coming back and told me not to let her in. When I went out she started going 'where's ****in' Derek. He ****in' owes me money. I'm a traveler and I'm coming back with the lads and your going to get the **** kicked out of you.' I said 'it's not got anything to do with me...I don't even like the guy' and she said she 'couldnt give a ****'. She's actually been in my room once Derek brought her back and seemed nice then when. Then as I was walking off I heard her say '20 past 7 your doors getting kicked in' Then she was on the phone giving someone or pretending to give somene a description of me!! And Derek and the guy upstaris had just been telling me the room I've just left was in a 'rough as ****' part of town!!!! Now that's a ****in' irony!!

Oh yeah and i've moved back into my old room.



See previous post. I won't bore you with what happend.

Originally Posted by Flyingpig437

Derek shouted me today from inside his room as I was going out to get something to eat. No idea what he wanted but when I got back he had his door open like he did before when he was getting drunk and going round the house socialising despite it being patently obvious none of us want to socailise with each other. He was laid on his bed but didn't say anything as I went in my room neither did he say anything went I went down the landing to the toilet and when I went again later he'd got his door shut so hopefully he'll realise he's just going to have to be sad lonely on his own. ha ha ha

Originally Posted by Flyingpig437

Well I've finally come face to face with Becky the prositute Derek brought back before we swapped rooms...the one who occaisionally shouts up at my window obviously still thinking he's still in this room. He's been trying to avoid her but somehow she got in the house last night and knocked on the door. When I answered I recognised her as the one I've always thought of the most pleasant and healthy looking...the one that looks least like a prosstitute and the one I least expected it to be from what Derek told me about her.Derek told me when she came back she'd just started takiing money off his table. He said he could have stopped her but didn't. He's also 'leant' her about £70. A/w he's been trying to get away from her for months and now she's tracked him down so all you Derek fans can stick that in yer pipe! ha ha ha

Originally Posted by Flyingpig437

NE one want to go to that festival thing near the school for the blind just get in touch with Derek. He's got some spare tickets. He offered them me but I turned my nose up at them...partly because I'm not interested in some poxy festival thing but primarly because he's a **** and I hate his ****in' guts!

Originally Posted by Flyingpig437

I've been banned from chatroulette because inappropriate content has been broadcast from my ip address. I don't know if it's some kinda mistake on their part but I've never done any thing weird on there. I've only been on it once before and had a chat with some guy in Sweeden and a guy in India. in fact before we fell out Derek let slip he had been connected to my phone's hotspot. The guy upstairs is called Andy and he thought that Android was somekinda pun Andy had set up as his ip address!!! I told him no. That's my phone. One of the things I'm really happy about with getting rid of my old laptop is I couldn't figure out how to access it once I'd put a password on my phone's wifi hotspot which meant anyone could acess it and obviously did. I even went to the shop to ask them after I fell out with Derek to make sure he couldn't access it. A/w it's got a password on it now so if he has been accessing it and been flashing his prick at people on chatroulette then he isn't going to be doing it again!!

Originally Posted by Flyingpig437

It's just got a whole lot more...interesting. To become unbanned I've got to click on 500 sexual explicit or suggestive stills which I have to find among an ever recurring selection of random stils that Chatroullet generate!!! It's like playing a game of spot the bleeding weirdo's penis! It even monitors your accuracy level to stop you just clicking on anythiing willy nilly, no pun intended and warns you if your accuracy level drops below 98% then it resets. My accuracy level is now 57%. It's just gone down from 60% because I clicked on a still of a guy grabbing his crotch but obviously it ddidn't count as inapropriate enough! Jesus ****in' Christ!

Originally Posted by Flyingpig437

That's all there is to it. A few nights ago he came home and just shouted in the hallway to no one inparticular, or probably for my benefit, 'up the workers!'. That was it. I think he was trying to get at me 'cause I don't have a job. He didn't even know if I was in or not! I think he might have been pissed off 'cause I'd gone to the toilet in the middle of the night and he's a very light sleeper and is 'one of those that can't get back to sleep'. This was before I curtailed our friendship. He even wanted me to 'get a bucket' to piss in so I didn't wake him up by walking down the landing with the creaking floorboards and then flush the toilet. I told him it wasn't going to happen then he told me, he was drunk, that 'cause I'm not from this town and he and the landlord are he could get the landlord to throw me out just 'cause Derek wanted him too! I just looked at him and pulled a face as if to say 'what ****in' planet are you on?'.

Originally Posted by Flyingpig437

Can tell winter's on it's way now. I've got my window open still but it's starting to be noticable that it's getting colder. I'm glad I'm not in that other room with the 2 drafty windows directly across the room from each other with the bed directly in between them anymore. I wonder who is? Oh yes! It's Derek! There's no way that he'll last the winter in that room. Watch this space!! When he goes not only will i have the satisfaction of getting rid of the **** but I'll have the added satisfaction that it was my craftyness in swapping rooms that finally got rid of him. He actually asked me if a draft blew through from those windows in winter and I bull****ted him. At the time were talking about him moving into the 'bigger room' or as I secretly called it the 'colder room'. ha ha ha I wonder why he wanted to move. It was either 'cause of the noise from upstairs flat which isn't noisy but he's a very light sleeper so it might have affected him or the freezer buzzing all day and all night long. A problem I solved by not actually using it. I think it was that 'cause he asked me about it not long after we'd swapped rooms. Also the tap drips in there too!