May day consisted of eating a crap ton of food from my grandparents. I took in at least 6000 calories today, and like usual, I won't gain a pound. I'll burn it all off tonight.
And my grandparents got me one of those gendered tool sets with pink handles. Little do they know, my sister will be getting the regular tools intended for me.
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