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Old 01-03-2015, 09:05 PM   #1514 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by ladyislingering View Post
you have no idea how magical it is when a guy thinks you're an innocent young lady, then you tie him to his own bed ...

....and slap his face.

...and make him fucking beg for the tiniest sensation of your fingernails on his thighs.

....and he still delights in how his mother thinks you're just such a lady.

(it's been years since such a situation was my life .... )
... Or you can just slap his ass at work. He'll be plenty happy with that.
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