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**Frownland** · 01-07-2015, 03:53 PM

So I wrote this Facebook post last night

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In response to the new Facebook guidelines I hereby declare that my copyright is attached to all of my personal details, illustrations, pornography, paintings, crafts, professional photos and videos, etc. (as a result of the Berner Convention).
For commercial use of the above, my written, notarized, and hand-delivered consent is needed at all times that call for harsh measures!
(Anyone reading this can copy this text and paste it on their Facebook Wall. This will place them under the ridicule of their less-gullible friends.)
By the presently made up word, communiqué, I notify Facebook that it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, inseminate, or take any other action against me on the basis of my criminal activity, this profile and/or its contents. The aforementioned prohibited actions also apply to employees, pimps, students, hitmen, agents and/or any staff under Facebook's direction or control. The content of this profile is private and confidential information for my children to gawk at in ten years. The violation of my privacy is punished by law (UCC 1 1-308-308 1-103 and the Imaginus Rome Statute).
Facebook is now an open collective of fools. All members are recommended to publish a notice like this to make their friends laugh, or if you prefer, you may copy and paste this version because I'm so hilarious. If you do not publish a statement at least once, you will be tacitly allowing the use of elements such as your photos as well as the information contained in your profile status updates by gremlins, who sometimes also work for FaceBook..

...And two of my friends have already posted it as a status. I almost fell out of my chair laughing. I can't wait to see how many more will out themselves as a fool.