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Originally Posted by DeadChannel
Dear Chula
My guitar doesn't work very well as an axe. Why?
-Neil Nosepicker
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Dear Neil,
Stop picking your nose and get to filing down the edges of your guitar.
Regards,
Chula
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Originally Posted by The Batlord
Dear Chula,
I've got a half-centimeter long, quarter-centimeter wide strip of skin that runs from the glans of my penis to the underside of the shaft that has a space I could stick a pencil through (I've tested it). What is your advice on that concerning the ladies?
Sincerely,
Probably a botched circumcision
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Dear Deformed Dick,
Just get an aluminum hollow earring put in. Something tells me the ladies would dig the added sensation.
Best regards,
Chula
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Originally Posted by Plankton
Dear Chula.
I've got a party to play this weekend, and I'll be hosting the open mic portion. Do I bring my ****ty guitar or break out the good stuff?
Twitchingly,
Chinese Finger Trap
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Dear Von Trap,
Bring the ****ty one and pull a Townsend at the end of the set.
Sincerest regards,
Chula