So guess what the fuck happened to me today, I straight up got mugged by a couple of black fellas. Three dudes surround me as I'm coming home from my buddies apartment, tipsy off wine I might add, and ask me what I have in my pockets. I say "the usual shit", and the "Alpha" says give us everything, but very menacing, almost not even threatening, just creepy. I respectfully told them to piss off, and hot damn, they really gave me a thorough ass-whooping. I'm not kidding, these guys would've killed me had I tried being a hero. My fucking wallet, my fucking money, and my fresh pack of fucking smokes! I took my social security card and ID out of my wallet, guess they were nice enough to do me that solid. In no way am I a racist now because of this, but still those punks are fucking scum.
Just glad I'm alive to see my mom.
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