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Originally Posted by Plankton
Well, thats one perspective. I like to keep things on a healthier level though. We still have fun all the time, it's just a realization I need to start dealing with.
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Now you'll just have to stalk her boyfriends in secret.
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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth
i only ever got attached to one chick and then after that it seems like i became sort of disillusioned with the idea of monogamy in general. now i feel like honestly all i really want is a relatively consistent **** buddy who is hot but still smart enough to challenge me once in a while and who doesn't get possessive at all and doesn't expect me to either. seems like a pipe dream at this point lol these southern women all have morals
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Ever wince seeing
Gone Girl I've become kind of infatuated with the idea of marrying a straight-up sociopath. All cards would be on the table, and nobody would have any illusions about the emotional limits we'd feel toward each other. Obviously we'd have to be have to have personal chemistry, but neither of us would feel the need to pretend emotional attachment. I've never really been all that on board with the thought of that kind of intense emotional connection, but the thought of a partnership in the old school, contract sense of a marriage has its benefits. I'd have someone to lead me around and kick me in the ass to get me to do what I should be doing anyway, but never end up doing due to bummage, and she'd have someone she wouldn't have to be fake around. Win-win. Of course, there'd have to be one
hell of a prenup. Like, video tapes incriminating her in my death given to multiple lawyers should the situation ever arise.
So if any non-ugly psychos be needing some luvin', just give ol' Batty a call.