Apparently the best teacher I ever had, and probably one of the best men I ever knew, Major Hairr, died this year. He was like in his forties. I have no idea what the **** happened, but I was looking up his name for some reason and I came across his Facebook memorial page. I'm in the library to help me do online class ****, and I'm kind of crying openly at the moment. Whenever I got my life together I wanted to come back to Fishburne and tell him all about how good I was doing. Dude introduced me to Jay and Silent Bob and Boondock Saints and Deliverance and was just an amazing guy. **** all of this ****.
And yeah, he kept a sword in class. Like a ****ing boss! That's why you did your god damn homework in Major Hairr's class.