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Originally Posted by The Batlord
He was running a three-legged race at school one day, and afterwards it was just... gone...
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I'll have to add this one to my repertoire, along with "A shark bit it off and then I bit the shark's face off" and "A game of hangman gone horribly wrong".
It's actually pretty boring - I was missing half of my tibia when I was born, so I had a foot but wouldn't have been able to walk if the foot hadn't been amputated.