How the Jews Received the Ten Commandments
Warning: this is politically incorrect and may be highly offensive to Arabs, Blacks, Mexicans, French, and Jews.
First the Lord offered His commandments to the Arabs. They asked for an example.
"Thou shalt not kill."
"Not kill?! We're not interested."
Then He went to the Blacks. When they asked for an example, he replied,
"Honour thy father and they mother."
"Honour our fathers? We don't know who our fathers are! We're not interested."
So the Lord went to the Mexicans when told that one of the comments was, "Thou shalt not steal", they replied,
"Not steal? Amigo, our economy would collapse! We're not interested."
Then He tried the French. His sample:
"Thou shalt not commit adultery."
"Sacrebleu! You expect a Frenchman to not commit adultery?"
In desperation, He went to the Jews.
"How much are they? Free?! We'll take ten!"