that wouldn't be likely to happen. never used to bark much as a kid.
though i did go through a phase when i was around 5 or so when i thought i was half dinosaur after i saw jurassic park. my parents gave me this one book which was about what it would be like if dinosaurs were still around. it had dinosaurs doing all sorts of work helping humans out. there was one page which had a t-rex helping lumberjacks by biting down trees. anyway, there was this one really young a skinny pine tree in our yard and i was pretty confident i could take it. wound up slinking away in shame with a mouth full of bark and sap. that ended my half-dinosaur phase.
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