Mondo Bungle

Bathrooms though.

One time on an eighth of some particularly good mushrooms, I had to use my friend's bathroom. We were on the second floor, and when I got in and shut the door, pretty much everything fell away and I looked out the window to see endless sky and clouds all around. His toilet seat was broken, and I knew that, so I took it off, did my business, and had a lot of trouble putting it back on. I like bent over, picked it up and twisted it around slowly, just trying to figure it out. Then I finally put it back on (backwards) and just looked around the room. I then lied down on the floor face down while being surrounded with an infinite, pristine tile chapel. Everything in there was silent, and I remained for a long time.

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