Originally Posted by Ninetales

clown makeup vs pet sounds' hat

which is more socially acceptable

or, to be more on topic, which gets you laid more

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.