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Originally Posted by ladyislingering
...that's actually horrifying.
carry on with your fickle pissing appendage.
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It can be annoying, but just imagine how liberating it would be if you're drinking, and when it's time to take a mega-piss, rather than have to sit down on a toilet---especially if you're in a public bathroom---you can just step into the bathroom, walk up to a toilet, unzip, pull your junk out, and just let loose for a good thirty seconds. Then, you shake it off a few times, put it back in, zip back up, wash your hands---if you're still sober enough to care---and walk back out after no more than two minutes. Even with such convenience, it's still kind of annoying having to take that much time when you'd rather be getting to the business of getting wasted, but I'm still grateful I don't have to sit down every time I have to take a drunk piss.