The other day I saw some kid playing with quite possibly the saddest invention ever
It was this harness with a bungee chord attached to it and on the bungee chord there was a soccer ball. So this kid kicks the ball, the bungee chord brings the ball back, kicks it again... and so on. Honestly, I couldn't think of a lonelier toy than that. Also, don't google-image ball harness toy in a place where you don't want people to see you looking at sex toys.
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I spit bullets in my feet
Every time I speak
So I write instead
And still people want me dead
~msc
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