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Originally Posted by DeadChannel
"Ima shank ya"
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What, klunk?
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Originally Posted by ladyislingering
some of the shit that goes on at work is fucking unreal.
Hooligan kid 1: (I think he was) *asking if anyone needed him to do anything for them*
Hooligan kid 2: I'm fine.
Hooligan kid 1: I didn't ask you how you looked.
and this happened a long time ago but one of my coworkers found this little porcelain bear called Ling Ling and she said "Its name is Ling Ling! Ling Ling chicken wing!"
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Oh yeah, I remember you posting about Ling Ling awhile ago.
This caught my attention today…
Man #1: "…does Dick Sheridan still work there?"
Man #2: "Slippery Dick? Oh yeah…"
I vacated the area before they could notice me chuckling.