Ridiculously stupid things you've done to yourself?
High school years. Big party at the beach. Stop at the "packy" (New England slang for a liquor store) on the way to buy beers and ice. Out in the parking lot we start packing the coolers and my bag of ice has all of the cubes kinda fused/melted together.
So, instead of dropping it on the ground a few times to break them all up my stoned brain thinks it's a cool idea to use my head instead. Raise the bag up high and bring it down on my noggin.
STUPID IDEA. They tell me I was out for about 5 minutes.
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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
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