When I was younger I liked to do fun stuff like jump down steep hills and land on my head and slam my face into objects. One day when I was around 10 I got the bright idea to slam my head into a window as hard as humanly possible and it shattered everywhere into my skin and ****ed my **** up. I couldn't stop laughing and thought it was hilarious as I rolled around on the floor with broken glass stuck in my face, bleeding profusely. My parents didn't agree with my actions.
Yeah, I was a really smart kid. I managed to break a bone or two and dislocate shoulders and ankles and such. I kind of miss jumping off cliffs and knocking my teeth out.
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