Originally Posted by WhateverDude

>be me
>hear loud scary sound followed by a flash of light
>freak the **** out. grab dog. run into room and lock the door. turn off light.
>text mom. "I think someone got shot outside my house". "Be safe"
>Another text describing what happened
>Police station is 3 blocks away there's no way it would've taken this long for sirens.
>Apologize to mom for freaking her out.


GEE. I WONDER WHAT MY SON IS UP TO LATELY.

**** I am wayyyyyyyyyyyy too obvious. I have like. Level 0 pokerface.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.