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Old 02-04-2015, 01:42 PM   #100 (permalink)
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The Smiths - "Meat Is Murder"



Do you know how animals die?
Kitchen aromas aren't very homely
It's not comforting, cheery, or kind
It's the sizzling unholy stench
Of MURDER
It's not natural, normal, or kind
The flesh you so fancifully fry
The meat in your mouth
As you savour the flavour
Of MURDER


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Jimmy Buffett - "Cheeseburger in Paradise"



Tried to amend my carnivorous habits
Made it nearly seventy days
Losing weight without speed, eating sunflower seeds
Drinking lots of carrot juice and soaking up the rays
But at night I'd have these wonderful dreams
Some kind of sensuous treat
Not zuchinni, fettucini, or bulgur wheat
But a big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat!
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