Originally Posted by blarobbarg

everything makes so much more sense now. I was wondering what the **** was happening when i logged in and saw this ****.

lube dump
i would assassinate the president for a minute in your presence.
I would flay your arms wide open so i could crawl inside and be in your arms.
I would masturbate furiously to the images of your children knowing that your sex is what made them.
I would let you lick my *******, even if i didn't wipe.
I'm just that good of a person.
I would watch a monkey hump a dolphin for reasons i can't explain beyond me wanting to, but i'll say it's for you so you feel all warm inside.
But i won't do anal.

i refuse to believe anyone but batty could be this degenerate and disgusting. But whoever it was, good work. You deserve a cake for how much effort you put into this!