Originally Posted by Exo_

What the **** did I almost walk into?

So, for those of you who don't know, I inspect vacant homes for a living. We recently got a sh*t ton of snow so parking next to these house is a bit difficult because there is no snow removal in the driveways of vacant homes. I had to park a couple blocks away and walk. I've never been in this house before. I got in and realized I forgot my flashlight in my car. The stairs to the basement were pitch black. I needed to get a picture of the hot water heater. I decided to lie and say that the smell of mold, which there was plenty of anyway, was too strong coming from the basement. I needed to document this so I took a photo into the darkness from the top of the stairs.

This is the photo I took. Guys, what the f*ck? What the hell is that? Meat? A mannequin? A f*cking torso? I took one look at my screen and nope'd the f*ck out of there.

What the f*ck guys?

Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre

Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.

Originally Posted by Frownland

I just want to say your tits are lovely.

Originally Posted by grindy

Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.

Originally Posted by Neapolitan

I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.