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Originally Posted by The Batlord
I thought you said he was a lot like Uncle Joey?
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My dad's a bit funnier.
A few of my dad's favorite sayings:
Black is beautiful! I just shit a masterpiece.
I'm not sure whether to laugh or vomit.
I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.
One time we were deconstructing a vintage table, leg by leg... dad says...
You could actually bludgeon someone with this thing.
And my dad's favorite...
Here I sit,
broken-hearted,
tried to shit,
but only farted.