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Old 02-12-2015, 08:55 AM   #30497 (permalink)
Frownland
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As I walked into a gas station about twenty minutes ago I saw two people buying scratchers. Inwardly I sneered at them. How stupid do you have to be to just throw money down the toilet like that? What kind of mental deficiency must you suffer to engage in such moronic behavior? I then handed the cashier $5 for a pack of cigarettes.
My parents buy lotto tickets like SuperMillions and PowerSuperRichFuckBall and stuff like that. When I turned 18 they tried to convince me to join the fun, but I told them that it's more likely to get struck by lightning, raped by Barack Obama, and attacked by a polar bear on the same day than it is to win on that shit. It got my mom to stop but my dad just thought I was being cynical.
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