Music Banter - View Single Post - Your Day
Thread: Your Day
View Single Post
Old 02-12-2015, 09:01 AM   #30500 (permalink)
John Wilkes Booth
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 2,235
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Frownland View Post
My parents buy lotto tickets like SuperMillions and PowerSuperRichFuckBall and stuff like that. When I turned 18 they tried to convince me to join the fun, but I told them that it's more likely to get struck by lightning, raped by Barack Obama, and attacked by a polar bear on the same day than it is to win on that shit. It got my mom to stop but my dad just thought I was being cynical.
i can't get my mom to quit buying them. she always just says "you can't win if you don't play." i always respond that you can't win if you do play.
John Wilkes Booth is offline   Reply With Quote