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Old 02-13-2015, 07:27 AM   #30518 (permalink)
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I just farted towards my cats face. I know animal cruelty right? And I laughed afterwards and she gave me a look and got up to change position. I am a horrible human being. Still laughing...
Please, you have to lower your ass directly into their face before you fart, or you're just an amateur.
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Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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