Not me but fits.
Back in my late teens I had a HUGE crush on this girl who was the daughter of one of my Dad's best friends. Smoking hot blond fox. After lots of trying she finally agreed to go out with me but only if we'd double with one of her friends. I begged my drummer to help me out and he reluctantly agreed. We decided on seeing a movie and then grabbing a bite afterwards.
The friend was the definition of a hell date.
1. Not good looking at all.
2. Wouldn't shut up for a second.
3. Had a laugh that would make Fran Drescher look tame.
4. Slipped on ice and fell on her ass in the parking lot and instead of trying to be discreet she sat there and laughed loudly attracting all kinds of attention.
5. Talked throughout the whole movie.
6. Very sloppily tried to make moves on my bud the entire time.
After the movie he dragged me aside and angrily told me to take him home NOW.
After we dropped him off I had to listen to the girl bitch for the whole ride back to her place.
Did get to suck face with the fox when all was said and done.
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